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分类： 喜剧片 1991

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 冰锦 3小时前 :

    敢不敢用心写剧本啊，原本可以成一部不错的电影，无奈导演和编剧水平实在有限，太无聊了。。。

  • 力亦凝 9小时前 :

    很久没看过这么窒息又想看下是不是会有一个理想结局的影视剧了。另外，不知道大家是如何搜到片名的 :)

  • 原蔓菁 5小时前 :

    九亿少女的梦算是片尾彩蛋吗？静物说话桥段还多少有点笑料包袱，其他设计也就一般吧没啥出彩的地方。但我感觉王彦霖应该是可以驾驭喜剧的，应该还是剧本的问题吧，有点可惜了。

  • 悉韶敏 1小时前 :

    高情商：意识流，低情商：一团稀碎，全片就只有女主被关在阳台向外呼求的戏，有点跟主题搭上关系，其他的更像是在凑时长

  • 彤沛 8小时前 :

    覺得好似用微單拍完的，導演完全不懂得用兩個演技出色的演員，不做任何有效的鋪陳就讓演員在長鏡頭飆演技，看到一頭霧水完全找不到共情點，可惜陳湘琪一身好功夫

  • 婷薇 4小时前 :

    谁不喜欢女子高中生啊，世上到底有没有纯粹的被杀癖！

  • 振钊 6小时前 :

    漫画改编，不看彩蛋你可能永远也猜不到花妞是谁，那可是……

  • 怡依 5小时前 :

    优酷四倍速救了我一命 越看越分不清屏幕内外谁有病 整个一稀碎 想哪出讲哪出 黄段子引起不适

  • 夙盼夏 4小时前 :

    一个人吃饭吃不停，女主则是默默吃药。这对比不错。

  • 夫天晴 9小时前 :

    感觉比《日不落酒店》还差。看不懂电影的主题是什么。阿震和草莓的恋爱故事？小偷改邪归正的故事？教训人生的平台多重要？

  • 承曼蔓 9小时前 :

    做人要从自己身上找原因 如果没有原因 就给自己找出口

  • 偶乐和 3小时前 :

    導演告訴我 婚姻就是被困在有限空間裡的牢籠，是親密關係間的政治博弈，是妻子靠靈修希望直視深淵化作小鳥，是丈夫沈默不語失蹤逃避放縱。用攪拌機尖銳聲音和故意推倒的啤酒來無聲發洩，是不再主動改變，任其一次次互相傷害再相安無事維繫家庭往前走。導演說想拍是因為周圍大部分朋友到了50多歲的年齡都出現了婚姻問題，他在反思，婚姻制度與人性的關係。如果放在香港更偪仄的環境下，親密關係又將怎樣呢？

  • 亓宏达 3小时前 :

    黄狗和花妞有点惊喜，商业烂喜剧有点新鲜的世界观也还不错

  • 帛琪 0小时前 :

    失望！！竟然没死。。。好想看真的死掉，很需要

  • 宿语海 7小时前 :

    修行 的摄影问题太大了，手持移动式摄影没问题，不上稳定器也没问题，但表现中年夫妻关系不稳定至于镜头要抖动嘛？手持摄影是这五六年的流行，但经历过初期的实验后，这两年的摄影师都用稳定器来保持呼吸感和移动。移动不是抖动，移动是镜头有规律平滑的轨迹运动，抖动是摄影机举累了跑了构图，又赶紧找原始构图的过程。反复出现带前景的仰角大全景也很奇怪，如果画面内有运动，哪怕是冷暖光对比，也无可厚非。可人物在焦点处，前面加个没虚掉的实景就是静态摄影了，通俗点叫照片。这种写意镜头和之前符号化的对白场面剪在一起，节奏就是一条直线。文艺片的节奏绝不是一条直线，相反是波涛汹涌，只是没那么多无聊的动作戏罢了。导演显然不懂文艺片，只学到符号化和表面的平静，却没看到底下的暗潮涌动。心电图都不敢一条直线，电影的节奏怎么敢。

  • 刚香巧 3小时前 :

    做作！发神经！对演员的喜爱也不上升电影本身了。一边一副不要想歪的擦边球，一边还要强调不是女子高中生不行……有病，还是理直气壮的有病

  • 弘春蕾 7小时前 :

    男主由于幼年母亲的缺席，一直欲望着母亲的欲望，于是成年后寻求母亲的替代.将多重人格少女错认为自己的母亲.希望她能欲望自己，欲望扭曲后就成了希望她杀了自己.其实男主根本不想死，他的目的是为了控制死.当然这个男主还有极强的表现欲，希望有个戏剧性的死法.早年从事精神分析师的工作只教会了男主如何行为控制他人如何操控他人人格.实乃分析师中的残渣.

  • 卫泓霖 6小时前 :

    感觉吧剧本呢是按照剧本书的结构一模一写的，但是呢写出来之后像段子，一个一个的冷笑话，然后导演也对场景音乐太不讲究了，导致剧本上的危机桥段，大家都在嘻嘻哈哈过家家一样，这种不讲究导致的效果就是越危机的桥段，演员越投入，越像尬演……最后彩蛋整了个伪bl线，也是故意整活……

  • 庚宜然 9小时前 :

    剧本设定很有意思，就是觉得好像导演和剪辑不太行

  • 仇映冬 4小时前 :

    舞台杀人计划的高潮那一段还是拍得不错的。结局还是太温和，编剧下不了狠手导致中途半端的感觉。

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