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分类： 喜剧片 2015

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 其琲瓃 6小时前 :

    一开始以为真能通过特效讲述狐狸精的故事，没想到几层故事下来主题居然拔高了，最后的彩蛋又让这个故事更上了一层深度。只要故事层次够，其他缺点都能忍

  • 乌雅曼寒 7小时前 :

    其实从感官刺激来说，开肠破肚这一套柯南伯格自己三十年前就玩儿过了，但又不得不佩服他对身体的探索精神，如同片中说的body is reality，看似在虚构未来，实际在合理表达当代担忧，人类异变，疼痛感知力丧失，只能通过更多的途径去寻求活着的证据。

  • 初初 1小时前 :

    不让成精，故事峰会路转到合规。

  • 仉芙蓉 8小时前 :

    在院线片绝迹的时候能看到这个，算是淘到宝了啊，氛围营造的很到位，一众演员们的演技也都在线，网大崛起？？？

  • 彭开霁 7小时前 :

    在网大里算不错的了，不过最后撑船的，是随时都绑着炸药吗？太搞笑了点

  • 姜鸿畅 6小时前 :

    什么🐔儿！尺度这一块确实到位了 剧情是什么牛马 并且画面看着贼廉价 柯南伯格是我喜欢的老艺术家 希望不要晚节不保

  • 市鹤轩 9小时前 :

    看完特惶恐，理解不了get不到，觉得自己又成了傻波依。从打欲望号快车，裸体午餐开始，这些个男男女女的那点儿事你就不能像日本人学学大大方方的拍个痛快吗，非要整一堆物件儿在里面裹乱，不带家伙儿事就不能ooxx吗？！btw，字幕组白辛苦了，完全不用带字幕看，帮助理解程度加了1%

  • 掌孤晴 3小时前 :

    一个“清零派”变成“共存派”的故事。（大爱《撞车》，这部就普普了。）

  • 彬璐 0小时前 :

    非常意外，原来以为是一部无毛的垃圾网大，没想到整个剧情、演技都很在线。特别是剧情，展现人性之恶。好看，超过很多院线电影

  • 家驰 3小时前 :

    对未来工业化人类进化的猜想与担忧 看了其他人的理解 大受震撼 柯南伯格的有些片子奇奇怪怪但不会让人反感 反倒是怪自己没达到那种高度 当然选角还是很重要的 谁不想和维果叔亲亲

  • 卫鲁闽 7小时前 :

    很难得能够讲好这样的一个故事！有点想起故事会里面的中篇故事，无论多离奇，总会有一个解释给你，别说故事会俗，人家的销量在那里，也就是老百姓都爱看！当然我说的是十年前的故事会，现在不知道怎样了。

  • 加骏 6小时前 :

    柯南伯格说与电影的缘分尽了，嗯，深以为然。让我想起帕索里尼的索多玛，但，柯南伯格的结语显得有那么点苍白。跟他的盛年比，最后几部作品都显得非常用力，但总像个小有张牙略有舞爪的壳壳。我很喜欢这老混蛋，他的《欲望号快车》我藏有一小卷胶片，还为《裸体午餐》画过一幅大油画。他是非常有时代烙印感的电影艺术家，所以时代的变化、电影的没落也在他身上看得一清二楚。叹一口气，再给自己一些安慰——人类正走向我也说不好的哪里，这个哪里，柯南伯格点出来了，帕索里尼也曾经点出来，好的艺术家其实都点出来过。有什么用呢？很奇怪，看这部期待已久的片子竟一个劲儿想吃肉喝酒，于是吃肉喝酒，刀伤和怪语，津津有味，后半程，困了，媳妇碰醒我，“还看不？”很怀念有这种艺术家的日子，能容纳这样的艺术家存在的世界，是美好的。感情分，加一星。

  • 回初柳 3小时前 :

    拒绝观看与讲述，拒绝统一与规则，进化的人类会以怎样的姿态出现在世人面前？进化的器官在何时何地才能被正确地「注册」？当作为实体的身体被激素被精神不断掏空枯竭之后，作为精神的身体又会以怎样的形式现身社会？「正常」的身体逻辑被建构于摄取食物、消化代谢的传统上，一旦器官成为可供表演可供庆祝的物件，器官之于身体的依赖性便得以逆转。于是Tenser呼唤孕育着新器官的诞生，Tang甚至为新器官的入局构想出了一套未来社会的运行法则——但是得以独立的器官与（暂时）获得自由的身体必须承受与之相对应的权力角逐与重压（被撕扯、被区分、被界定），然而如此污染时刻危害着岌岌可危的新秩序，身体需要不断被打开，然后清洁、纹身、标记，如果本该平静的身体面一旦出现了波纹，紧随其后的或是死亡，或是一种新的身体权力（在受难后自然降临）。

  • 出思远 8小时前 :

    Surgery is the new sex?

  • 况嘉宝 5小时前 :

    柯南伯格延续了自己拿手的Body Horror 仅对标他本人的话算不上有新意 感官冲击上有些像《录像带谋杀案》 概念上又偏向《欲望号快车》 内核接近《大都会》《星图》 因此必然导致口碑两极 也注定拿不了奖 小k的表演不算精彩 大概和角色本身有关 蕾老师和维果的表演更亮眼。Surgery is the new sex. 这概念真牛啊

  • 委河灵 3小时前 :

    导演在目前审查制度下，用鬼神故事来在现人世间的恶。

  • 文琛 5小时前 :

    果然被影片名字耽误的电影，故事情节出乎意料的完整流畅

  • 房秀妮 6小时前 :

    有个反思的点，一味的帮助别人，最后反而被其所害。让恶人自食恶果，也是宗旨了。

  • 佴鹏天 1小时前 :

    真是局中局，不同人出于不同目的，故事真真假假。真像很残酷，充分说明了很多垃圾其实不值得同情，农夫与蛇的故事。

  • 寒昭 6小时前 :

    虽说建国之后不许成精，这剧本写的也是很不错的

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